I don't know what I would have done without Scientology.

     I spent years in the best colleges and universities getting the best grades, but I couldn't understand things and people, etc. etc.

     It was like going to a fancy restaurant, being very hungry and leaving hungry after eating and paying good money.

     The amount of true knowledge I have learned in Scientology is like a sea compared to drops of water (i.e. in college and universities) lots and lots of applicable data.

     No waste of time in strange and inapplicable theories.